Been wondering where Christina Aguilera had been recently… well, here she is with Nicole Richie (whom looks lovely with her new locks might I add). I don’t think I’ve ever been so shocked!
Firstly: THE MAKEUP. If you’re going to wear such pink blusher (like I do…) you REALLY don’t want to wear such horrendously applied red lipstick… or that amount of eye make up, it looks awfully trowled on! Honestly, what is she thinking? She’s totally gone from vamp to super tramp!
HAIR: Her hair looks just too harsh, she really can’t pull that blunt bob off – it looks more like a wig to be honest!
COUTURE: Goodness me, I just don’t get it! It just looks beyond cheap – jesus wept. I REALLY can’t get over this picture at all. Viscose and spaghetti straps are the fabric of the devil… and need I even comment on that ‘bling’ round her neck?! VILE.
FIGURE: What the hell has happened? Christina REALLY suited her curves, infact, she had pretty much a prefect figure in May (see below). In saying that, the pair of them could do with a good dinner or ten! Jeepers weepers, skin and bloody bone!
Overall, I JUST DON’T GET IT! Additionally, something else I can’t comprehend is that some newspapers have said that Christina’s ‘new slimline look’ is “amazing”. ERRR WHAT?!? Doesnt anyone else agree with me or am I just seeing something completely different to everyone else?!
Firstly, may I point out the obvious, this dress is DEFINITELY not something Kate would normally wear! It’s very shapeless, and ill-fitting, it’s also that hideous viscose clingy horrible material that shows EVERY LUMP AND BUMP! Now, is that something she wanted us to see? hmmm. I’m dubious. Everytime I look at this photograph I slightly despair;/ Kate just isn’t her glamourous self! SACK THE STYLIST! I just don’t like those one shoulder 90’s dresses either. They for some reason just remind me of ALL SAINTS (the band, not the indie store). Goodness knows why of course!
Secondly, as you can see by this very telling photograph, Kate does have somewhat of a little bump. This could be because of the light bouncing on the horrid material of her dress, or indeed it could actually be an ACTUAL pregnancy bump! I would indeed prefer it to be the latter. I really think Kate and Jamie Hince are good together, they just fit, he’s more reliable than Pete anyway! heh. (But in seriousness, I can’t keep comparing every relationship anyone has to Pete and Kate… this is straying somewhat from the point of this article).
ALAS, Kate and Jamie have announced one thing to close friends and family, they have stated they must all keep 18th December free in their diaries for an ‘exciting’ and ‘special’ party. It is believed that the couple are to announce “something”. So it will clearly either be an engagement, or Kate’s pregnancy.
So indeed, I shall keep you posted;o
Ms. Judy Pink.