It is with great sadness that today it has been announced that our dear Fern Britton is to depart This Morning and has left our Mr ‘Silverfox’ Schofield searching for a new partner in crime.
But the fact of the matter is, there is nobody else that can replace Fern. Nobody even comes CLOSE! So much so that, if I’m ever off on a Friday I refuse to put ITV on. AT ALL. I cannot bare Eamon Holmes, and his wife is even harder to palette! IT’S JUST NOT THE SAME. It’s worse than using margarine when your so used to using butter. So there it goes, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to tune into This Morning without the nations favourite comedy duo. Sad times indeed.
I have already suggested to wor Phil on Twitter, that he gets them both down to Madame Tussard’s ASAP so that they can both be placed into the immortal spook-house of waxworks, so we can all get our ‘fix’ forever more. I am awaiting his reply.
You can read the ITV Press Release on Fern’s departure here…
But all, in all, I do wish both Fern and Phillip all the best in their new departed careers… clearly said through very bitter, gritted teeth ofcourse!
Ms. Judy Pink.