I simply had to blog this eBay listing; I absolutely CREASED! I was just browsing some Vivienne Westwood merch and came across this amazing Japanese listing! I kid you not, this is a genuine eBay listing! The link to the actual listing is below…
We are shop [JIMU] of Japan.
We have a lot of items!(about10,000items?I?j
[COMMEdesGARCONS], [yohji yamamoto], [ViVienne Westwood],
[JEAN PAUL GAULTIER], [JAPAN costume play] etc…
The postage is free of charge. (more than 66GBP)
We can send it from Japan anywhere in the world.
If there is an item which you are looking for, please let us know.
We send to this ebayID.
Although we feel very sorry, returned goods refuse.
[State of goods] There is some feeling of use.
It has with the four corners of a bottom, and rubs the root neighborhood of a hand, and there is a crack.
[Color] Pink system
[Comment] This is the frill leather plain back of ViVienne Westwood.
It is a dead stock.
However, even now, it is very popular.
The leather with high-quality it is used.
It is a precious rare item.
How is it at this opportunity?
[Size] W7.2in(18.5 cm)xH5.9in(15 cm)xD2.9in(7.5cm)
See the listing for yourself here….clicky hy0r ;o
FIRSTLY, what the hell does “root neighborhood of a hand” mean?!!?! and rofl at the colour, “pink system”, I do wonder what other colours there are in the system colour palette!? I bet they’re wondrous!
and howling at, ” It has with the four corners of a bottom”, and my thoughts exactly…. “How is it at this opportunity?”
eee you REALLY see some hilarious listings on eBay, I’d love to know what translators people use. I think I’d have hours of fun playing with them:)
Ms. Judy Pink.